In a far away land, long ago, lived a king and his fair queen. Many years had they longed for a child and finally their wish was granted. An account was created, and they called it Aurora and immediately signed her up for members. Then a great holiday was proclaimed throughout the kingdom so that warriors of all levels might pay homage to the noob princess. And our story begins on that most joyful day. A thread called "Birth of Princess Aurora" was posted in the Events forum by King Stefan and had over 9,600 replies within the first day (even though a large number of them were spam). Overall highscores at the time: 1. Yogosun - 2277 - 2,156,571,660 2. Uloveme - 2277 - 2,003,796,931 3. Sassysarah88 - 2277 - 1,923,359,023 4. Zezima - 2277 - 1,808,641,592 5. X_Acanthus_X - 2277 - 1,683,258,249 6. Thehate - 2277 - 1,646,140,422 7. Casserole - 2277 - 1,414,463,356 8. Dragonxblade - 2277 - 1,235,575,463 9. Daedolon2008 - 2277 - 1,111,464,989 10. Tezz Jr - 2277 - 1,035,258,700 (Zezima is not #1 anymore!) Thus on this great and joyous day did all the kingdom celebrate the long awaited royal birth. And good King Stefan and his Queen made welcome their life long friend. Announcer: Their royal highnesses, King Hubert and Prince Phillip Fondly had these monarchs dreamed one day their kingdoms to unite. Thus today would they announce that Phillip, Hubert's son and heir to Stefan's child would be betrothed. And so to her his gift he brought, and looked, unknowing, on his future bride. Announcer: The most honored and exalted excellencies, the three good fairies. Announcer: Mistress Flora, mistress Fauna, and mistress Merryweather. [There are many people; some are dropping items, but most are begging] Fairies: [at the cradle] Oh, the little lvl 3! [to Stefan] Your majesties... Warlord_Xx: Ooh, nice party :) Aurora: Free stuff plz? Flora: Each of us the child may bless with a single gift. No more, no less. [L337f4r1e5] Flora: If only she'd stop begging... Ixipurepkixi: Selling rare mind helm 10m! Aurora: Free stuff plz I just started D__X__L: Dropping addy armor! Flora: [at the cradle] Little princess, my gift shall be the gift of beauty. Aurora: Can I have that red armer plz? Josephb29: Buying mind helm 15m - joseph Silverpker01: Lol n00b princess u can't even wear steel yet Silverpker01: And no u can't have my dragon "armer" X_Darkmage_X: Rofl what a n00b! [L337f4r1e5] Fauna: Yea lol, I wish she'd stop begging Fauna: Tiny princess, my gift shall be the gift of song. Geoff999: Hi every1 Ixipurepkixi: Selling rare mind helm 10m! Daedolon1303: Tell her to shut up! Flora: Oh dear, this is getting ugly Warlord_Xx: Maybe this will help. [gives Aurora 5,000 GP] Aurora: Can I have some free stuff plz? Aurora: Plz plz plz plz plz! Warlord_Xx: I guess not... Merryweather: Sweet princess, my gift shall be... Aurora: Free stuff? Lady_Antares: Ooh, party [The wind blows the castle doors open. Maleficent appears along with lightning and thunder.] Flora: Why, it's Maleficent! Josephb29: Buying mind helm 15m - joseph Merryweather: What does she want here? Fauna: Shut up plz. Maleficent: Y helo thar! Maleficent: I really felt quite distressed of not receiving an invitation. Aurora: Plz free stuff! Merryweather: You weren't wanted! Iliekmudkips: How did that noob get members? Ixipurepkixi: Selling rare mind helm 10m! Maleficent: Lulz. I had hoped it was merely due to some oversight. Maleficent: Well, in that event I'd best be on my way. Aurora: I just started Silverpker01: Go back to f2p u noob Queen: And you're not offended, your excellency? Maleficent: Why no, your majesty. Maleficent: And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift on the child. Fauna: Gift my ***. [The fairies protect the cradle] U_Get_Skull: Lol maleficent obviously cant read U_Get_Skull: The thread specifically said that everyone was invited Maleficent: Shut up you noob! Josephb29: Buying mind helm 15m - joseph U_Get_Skull: Lol noob urself Maleficent: Listen well, all of you! The princess shall indeed level Maleficent: In grace and beauty, beloved by all who know her. Geoff999: Who's dropping stuff? Maleficent: But, before the sun sets on her sixteenth birthday Maleficent: She shall prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel and die. Queen: Oh noes! [takes the child in her arm] Ixipurepkixi: Selling rare mind helm 10m! Maleficent: Lololol!! Maleficent: Pwned pl0x? Aurora: Hax Stefan: Seize that creature! X_Darkmage_X: Uh oh Llama_Boy009: Ixi and joseph are scammers, mind helms aren't worth that much Maleficent: Stand back you nubs. [teleports away with ancient magicks, laughing] Merryweather: ****! Merryweather: Should've brought my runes for tb + entangle Flora: Don't despair, your majesties. Merryweather still has her gift to give. Stefan: Then she can undo this fearful curse? [Ixipurepkixi and Josephb29 log out as others discover their scam] Aurora: Looking for bf Merryweather: Oh no, sire. Flora: Maleficent's powers are far too great. U_Get_Skull: Lol i could get my clan to kick her *** Merryweather: This is best left to us, but thanks for the offer U_Get_Skull: Np Fauna: But she can help! Merryweather: But... X_Darkmage_X: I'd fight her but she'd kick my lvl 59 *** :( Flora: Don't worry about it, Dark. Leave it to us. Fauna: Just do your best, dear. Flora: Yes... Merryweather: Sweet princess, if through this wicked witches trick Merryweather: A spindle should your finger prick, a ray of hope Merryweather: There still may be in this, the gift I give at thee. Merryweather: Not in death but just in sleep the fateful prophecy you'll keep, Merryweather: And from this slumber you shall wake when Merryweather: True love's kiss the spell shall break. Aurora: Looking for hot bf [L337f4r1e5] Merryweather: Oh no, she's betrothed, and she's looking for a bf! [L337f4r1e5] Flora: Oh ****! But King Stefan, still fearful of his daughter's life did then and there decree that every spinning wheel in the kingdom should on that very day be burnt. So it was done. To the dismay of crafters and fletchers but joy of merchants bow strings now had to be imported from other kingdoms and had thus went up in price. Fauna: Oh but she doesn't dear. Maleficent doesn't know anything Fauna: About love, or kindness, or the joy of helping earnest. Flora: You know, sometimes I don't think she's really very happy. Flora: She's a complete n00b. Flora: Wait, I got it! [idea emote] Merryweather: Ya? Flora: We three peasant women raising a foundling child deep in the forest. Merryweather: You mean, we, us? Fauna: Take care of the noob? Flora: Why not? Fauna: Oh, I'd like that! Merryweather: Well, yes, yes, but will we have to feed it? Fauna: And wash it and dress it and rock it to sleep. Oh I'd love it. Merryweather: And we have our magic to help us. Flora: Oh, no, no, no, no, no magic! I'll take those wands right now. Flora: Oh, better get rid of those wings, too. Merryweather: You mean, live like pures? For sixteen years? Flora: And that's why Maleficent will never suspect. Flora: Come along now, we must tell their majesties at once. [the king and queen sadly watch their child disappear into the forest] (16 years later) Overall highscores at this time: 1. Dragonxblade - 2772 - 5,600,000,000 2. Yogosun - 2772 - 4,999,999,996 3. Sassysarah88 - 2772 - 4,763,977,581 4. Uloveme - 2772 - 4,435,245,474 5. X_Acanthus_X - 2772 - 3,947,890,100 6. Zezima - 2772 - 3,578,123,010 7. Thehate - 2772 - 3,330,721,026 8. Casserole - 2772 - 3,014,924,255 9. C0nstant_Pi - 2772 - 2,967,107,651 10. W00ly_Sh33p - 2772 - 2,793,268,235 [There have been five new skills: Summoning, Fine Arts, Music, Chemistry (for making explosives and other useful chemicals), and Archaeology. Also, Dragonxblade is the new "N0valyfe."] A thread called "Return of Princess Aurora" was posted in the Events forum, this time reaching over 54,000 replies within just one day. Maleficent: Sixteen years and not a trace of her! Maleficent: She couldn't have vanished into thin air. Maleficent: Are you sure you searched everywhere? 1st servant: Yeah, yeah, anywhere, we all... 2nd servant: Yeah, yeah! Maleficent: But what about the town, the forests, the mountains? Maleficent: Or the open houses, the mines, or even the hiscores? 1st servant: We searched all of Gielinor, and let me see, in all the cradles. Maleficent: Cradle? 1st servant: Yeah, yeah, every cradle. Maleficent: [angry] Cradle? [to her pet raven] All these years, they've been looking for a lvl 3! Servant: Maybe she's a skiller? Maleficent: Lol I doubt it. Servants: [join laughter] Lolol... Maleficent: [abruptly stops laughing] Fools! Idiots! N00bs! Stupid pc products. [At the faries' house, the fairies sit over a book of dresses] Merryweather: How about this one? Flora: It requires lvl 50 crafting, tho Merryweather: Don't worry, I'm lvl 56 Fauna: Yes, but how are we going to get her out of the house? Flora: Oh, I'll think of something. [Briar Rose comes down the stairs and finds the fairies] Briar Rose: Well, and what are you three dears up to? Fairies: Up to? Flora: Eh, eh, eh, we, we, well, we, we... Merryweather: Want you to pick some berries. Flora: That's it, berries! Briar Rose: Berries? Fauna: Lots of berries. Briar Rose: What kind of berries? Flora: White berries, red berries, etc. Fauna: Yea, all of them except cadava berries Fauna: We'll pay you 1k per white berry and 100 ea for all others Flora: Lol ya. We're trying to train herby and cooking [The fairies expel Briar Rose from the house] Flora: Now don't hurry back, dear. Merryweather: And don't go too far. Flora: And don't speak to strangers. Fauna: Cya! Merryweather: Cya m8! Flora: Ttyl! Briar Rose: L8r! [The fairies close the door and get back inside] Merryweather: I wonder if she suspects. Flora: Of course not, come on. Will she be surprised! Merryweather: A real birthday party. Flora: Yes, and a dress a princess can be proud of. Fauna: I'm going to bake the cake. Merryweather: But your crafting lvl is 5, and her cooking lvl is only 7! Flora: Oh, it's simple. Fauna: It's so easy to train at low lvls. [The fairies try to bake a cake and make a royal dress, but fail miserably due to their low cooking and crafting levels.] [Briar Rose walking through the forest. She starts to sing. Birds answer her singing and wake other animals, like chipmunks, rabbits and one owl. They all come listening.] [A level 118 player is chopping trees and lighting a bunch of fires.] Briar Rose: Hi \m/Rna___Dna: Hello Briar Rose: Cool a mod! Briar Rose: What u doing? \m/Rna___Dna: Training fm, you? Briar Rose: Collecting white berries, my aunts buy them 1k ea \m/Rna___Dna: Oh ok \m/Rna___Dna: Btw I have some white berries left over from 99 herby \m/Rna___Dna: You want them? Briar Rose: Sure, how much? \m/Rna___Dna: Free :) [Rna___Dna goes to a nearby bank and gives 263 berries to Briar Rose] Briar Rose: Aww ty :) \m/Rna___Dna: Np :) \m\Rna___Dna: Just clearing out my bank :D Briar Rose: Fm lvl? \m/Rna___Dna: 98, 12379881 xp Briar Rose: Nice! \m\Rna___Dna: Ty! :) Briar Rose: Wanna be my bf? \m/Rna___Dna: I'm sorry, I don't really do in-game relationships. \m/Rna___Dna: We can be friends, though Briar Rose: Ok sure! Briar Rose: Added :D \m/Rna___Dna: Same :) [Phillip logs in, riding on his horse. He hears a beautiful singing voice.] Phillip: [to his horse] Hear that, Samson? Beautiful! What is it? Come on, let's find out. Phillip: [turns his horse around, but it struggles back] Oh, come on! For an extra bucket of oats, and a few carrots? [horse nods with his head] Phillip: Hop boy! [They ride of towards the singing. While Samson jumps over a log, Phillip gets caught in a tree and falls off] Phillip: Ohhh! Phillip: ****! Phillip: No carrots, you noob! [Briar Rose collects various berries] [speaking more to herself than to the birds, but they listen and answer her] Briar Rose: Oh dear, why do they still treat me like a noob? Owl: Who? Briar Rose: Why, Flora and Fauna and Merryweather. Briar Rose: They never want me to meet anyone. But you know something? Briar Rose: I fooled 'em. I have met someone! Owl: O rly? Who? Who? Who? Briar Rose: Oh, a prince. Well, he's tall and handsome and... and so romantic. Briar Rose: A frog called my name, so I kissed it. He turned into a prince! Briar Rose: Oh we walked together, and talked together, and just before we say goodbye Briar Rose: He takes me in his arms, and he gave me a frog token, too! Briar Rose: And then... I wake up. [the animals sink their heads] Briar Rose: Yes, it's only in my dreams. But they say if you dream a thing more than once Briar Rose: It's sure to come true. And I've seen him so many times! [A chipmunk sees the prince's wet clothes hanging in a tree. He and the other animals put their heads together, make a plan and get over to that tree.] Phillip: You know samson, There was something strange about that voice. Phillip: Too beautiful to be real. Hax maybe? [Samson sees the animals running off with the clothes and neighs] Phillip: There, stop! Phillip: Ffs! [The owl dresses in Phillip's cape and hat and is lifted by birds, one rabbit each take the shoes, and together they approach Briar Rose.] [Phillip and Samson approach the scene, but hide behind a tree. Briar Rose sings "Once Upon a Dream" and dances with the fake "prince."] [while Briar Rose turns around, Phillip grabs the animals and places himself instead. Briar Rose still can't see him.] Briar Rose: But if I know you, I know what you'll do Briar Rose: You'll love me at once [Phillip joins her singing] Both: The way you did [Briar Rose stops to sing, Phillip continues] Phillip: Once upon a dream Briar Rose: Oh? [turns around and sees Phillip] Briar Rose: Oh! [tries halfheartedly to run off, but is held by Phillip] Phillip: Oh, sry, I didn't mean to frighten you. Briar Rose: Oh it wasn't that. It's just that you're a, a... Phillip: A *******? Phillip: St Phillip: Alker* Briar Rose: Lol, yep. Phillip: But don't you remember? We've met before! Briar Rose: We, we have? Phillip: Of course, you said so yourself: Once upon a dream! [Phillip and Briar Rose start to sing again and waltz at a lake.] [They stop dancing. Phillip lays his arm around Briar Rose.] Phillip: Who are you, what's your name? Phillip: Don't worry, asking for first names isn't against rule 13 Briar Rose: Hmm? Oh, my name. Why, it's, it's... Oh **** I g2g!! [runs off] Phillip: But when will I see you again? Briar Rose: Nevar! Phillip: Never? Briar Rose: Well, maybe someday. Phillip: When, tomorrow? Briar Rose: Oh no, this evening. Phillip: Where? Briar Rose: At the cottage, in the glen, world 12. Phillip: Friends? Briar Rose: Kk, added [Inside the cottage. Fauna is lighting the candles on the cake, which starts to melt down. She tries to hold it with a broom.] Fauna: Well, what do you think of it? Flora: Why, it's a very unusual cake, isn't it? Fauna: Yes. Of course it'll be much stiffer after it's bake. Flora: Of course, dear. What do you think of the dress? Fauna: Well, it's not exactly the way it is in the book, is it? Flora: Well, I improved a bit! But perhaps if I added few more ruffolds? What do you think? Fauna: I think so. What do you think, Merryweather? [Flora ends up burning the cake and getting 0 EXP] Merryweather: I think we've had enough of this nonsense. I'm going to get those wands. [goes to bank] Fauna: You know, I think she's right. Merryweather: Here they are, good as new. Merryweather: Plus we spent millions worth of runes at the mage training arena Merryweather: For those wands lol [The fairies use their magic to bake a cake and create a dress. [Everything proceeds smoothly and quickly, but then Merryweather sees the dress.] Merryweather: Oh no, not pink. Make it blue. [makes it blue] Flora: Merryweather! Make it pink. [makes it pink] Merryweather: Blue. [makes it blue] Flora: Pink. [makes it pink] [They duke it out until they hear Briar Rose coming back; they do not see Maleficent's raven.] Merryweather: It's Rose! Flora: She's back, enough of this bs. Flora: [at the dress] Make it pink. [makes it pink] Now hide, quick. Merryweather: Blue. [makes it blue] [Briar Rose opens the door and enters. Maleficent's raven appears in the door.] Briar Rose: And Flora, Fauna, Merryweather! Where is everybody? [sees dress and cake] Oh! Fairies: Surprise, surprise! Fauna: Happy birthday! [Briar Rose trades 1,243 white berries and a bunch of others to Merryweather for 1.3m GP.] Briar Rose: Oh you darlings, this is the happiest day of my life. Briar Rose: Everything's so wonderful, just wait till you meet him. Fauna: Him? Merryweather: Rose! Flora: You've met some stranger? Briar Rose: Oh he's not a stranger, we've met before. Flora: You have? Merryweather: Where? Briar Rose: Once upon a dream! [starts singing, and dances with Fauna] Fauna: She's in love. Merryweather: Oh noes! Flora: This is terrible! Briar Rose: [startled] Why? After all, I am sixteen. Flora: It isn't that, dear. Fauna: You're already betrothed. Briar Rose: Betrothed? Wtf? Merryweather: Since the day you were born. Fauna: To prince Phillip, dear. Briar Rose: But that's impossible! How could I marry a prince, I'd have to be... Merryweather: A princess. Fauna: And you are dear! Flora: Princess Aurora. Briar Rose: Wtf? Flora: Tonight, we're taking you back to your father, King Stefan. Briar Rose: But, but I can't! He's coming here tonight, I promised to meet him. Flora: I'm sorry, child, but you must never see that young man again. Briar Rose: Oh, no, no! I can't believe it. No, no! Merryweather: And we thought she'd be so happy. [Briar Rose lies on her bed, crying] [Stefan castle. He's standing at the window, looking outside. The table is filled with exotic foods, including wild pies, ugthanki kebabs, chocolate bombs, and cooked manta rays. Hubert is with him, eating.] Stefan: [sighs] No sign of her yet, Hubert. Hubert: 'Course not. Good half hour 'till sunset. Hubert: [takes a bite of a stuffed chompy] Ah, excellent bird! Hubert: [looks at Stefan] Oh now, come on, wake up, battle's over, girl's as good as here. Stefan: Right, Hubert, to the future! Hubert: [claps his hands] The plans! [servant holds a castle's plan in front of Stefan face] Well, what do you think? Hubert: Nothing elaborate, of course. Hubert: Forty bedrooms, dining hall, honeymoon cottage, really. Stefan: You mean, you're building it already? Hubert: Built man! Finished. Stefan: Wtf? I thought your construction level was only 57! Hubert: Nah, X Acanthus X assisted me. Stefan: Oh yea, one of those 200m ppl? Hubert: Yep. The nice thing about being a king is that Hubert: High-level ppl are more willing to do stuff for you Hubert: Anyways, the love-birds can move in tomorrow. Stefan: Tomorrow? But Hubert, they're not even married yet. Hubert: Take care of that tonight. To the wedding! Stefan: Now hold on, Hubert. I haven't even seen my daughter yet, and you're taking her away from me. Hubert: Getting my Phillip aren't you? Stefan: Yes, but... Hubert: Want to see our grandchildren, don't we? Stefan: Of course, but... Hubert: There's no time to lose! Getting on in years. To the wedding! Stefan: Now be reasonable, Hubert. After all, Aurora knows nothing about this. Hubert: Well? Stefan: Well, it may come as quite a shock... Hubert: Shock? Wtf? My Phillip a shock? What's wrong with my Phillip? Stefan: Sry, Hubert. I only meant... Hubert: Why, doesn't your daughter like my son Stefan: Now, now... I'm not so sure my son likes your daughter! Stefan: Now, see here... Hubert: I'm not so sure my grandchildren want you for a grandfather Stefan: Why, you ****ing unreasonable, ****ty, pompous, blustering, old *******! Hubert: Unreasonable, pompous... [wields frying pan] **** You, sir! Stefan: I warn you, Hubert, this means war. [wields rolling pin] [they start to fight and then abruptly break into laughter] Hubert: What's this all about anyway? Stefan: Nothing Hubert, absolutely nothing. Hubert: The children are bound to fall in love with each other. Stefan: Precisely. And as for grandchildren, Stefan: I'll have the royal woodcarvers start work on the cradle tomorrow. Hubert: Splendid! King size, of course. Stefan: Certainly. To the woodcarver's guild! Stefan: There's tons of ppl with lvl 80+ construction there Announcer: His royal highness, Prince Phillip Hubert: Phillip? [runs downward to meet him] Hubert: Phillip! Phillip! Phillip, hold, Phillip! [Phillip holds, Hubert runs to him] Hubert: Hurry, boy, hurry, and change in something suitable. Can't meet your future bride looking like that. Phillip: Well, I have met her, father. Hubert: You have? where? Phillip: Once upon a dream. [starts to sing, lifts his father and starts to dance with him] Hubert: Oh Phillip, stop it, stop that, why, Phillip, Put me down! Now, what's all this dream bs? Phillip: It wasn't a dream, father. I really did meet her! Hubert: Princess Aurora? Good heavens, we must tell Stefan! Why this is the most... Phillip: I didn't say it was Aurora. Hubert: You most certainly did, you said... Phillip: I said I met the girl I was going to marry. I don't know who she was, a peasant girl I suppose. Hubert: A peasant g-g-girl? You're going to marry a... Hubert: Wtf? Why Phillip, you're joking! [to Samson] Isn't he? [Samson shakes his head] Hubert: You can't do this to me! Give up the throne, the kingdom, for some, some nobody? Hubert: By Harry, I won't have it. You're a prince, and you're going to marry a princess! Phillip: Now father, you're living in the past. This is the fourteenth century. Nowadays... Hubert: Nowadays I'm still the king, and I command you to come to your senses. Phillip: ...and marry the girl I love. Hubert: Exactly! Phillip: Cya, father! [rides off] Hubert: Cya, father! Marry the girl you... No, no, Phillip, stop, come back, hold Phillip! Hubert: Phillip! Oh, how will I ever tell Stefan? Hubert: **** It! [In the woods. The fairies and Aurora, with her head down, walk cautiously towards the castle. They get inside unnoticed into some room] Flora: This one last gift, dear child for thee, the symbol of thy royalty. Flora: A tiara to wear in grace and beauty, as is thy right, and royal duty. Flora: Oh, and it can access any altar, too! [The fairies set the tiara on her head. Aurora again breaks into tears] Fauna: Now, dear. Flora: Come, let her have a few moments alone. Merryweather: It's that boy she met. [Inside the room, the fire goes out, and out of a shadow, Maleficent shortly appears, and then there is only a ball of light visible. Aurora gets up in spell, and starts towards the light] [inside, the mysterious light moves beyond the fireplace, where the wall opens] Fauna: Maybe we should tell King Stefan about the boy. Merryweather: Well, why don't we? [they hear a faint sound from inside the room] Flora: Listen! Maleficent! Fairies: Rose, Rose! [they open the door] Flora: Oh why did we leave her alone? Fairies: Rose, Rose! [The fairies see Aurora walking through the fireplace, but the wall reappears. Aurora slowly walks up a staircase, following the light. The fairies try pushing the wall open, then Flora uses her magic] Fairies: Rose, Rose! Where are you? Rose! [There are multiple ways going off the fireplace. The fairies don't find the right way at once] Fairies: Rose! Fairies: Rose! Don't touch anything! Maleficent: Touch the spindle. Touch it I say! [In a flash of light, Aurora touches the spindle. Just this moment, the fairies appear in the door] Fairies: Oh! Maleficent: You poor simple fools. Maleficent: Thinking you could defeat me, me, the mistress of all evil. Maleficent: Well, here's your precious princess. Maleficent: Pwnt! [Maleficent turns beside, revealing Aurora laying face-down on the floor. Maleficent disappears, laughing.] Fauna: Rose! Flora: Oh Rose! Oh, stupid lurers. Fauna: We're all to blame! [They start crying over Aurora's motionless body.] [The faries cast "Dream" on Aurora but start crying due to the apparent hopelessness of the situation.] Fauna: Poor King Stefan and the Queen. Merryweather: They'll be heartbroken when they find out. Flora: They're not going to. Merryweather: O rly? Flora: Ya rly. We'll put them all to sleep, until Rose awakens. Come! [They fly around the castle, casting "Dream" on everyone. Flora has just put the spell on Hubert.] Hubert: [drifting asleep] Well, just been talking to Phillip. Hubert: Seems he's fallen in love with some peasant girl. Flora: Peasant girl? Yes, yes? The peasant girl, who is she? Where did he meet her? Hubert: Just some peasant girl he met. Flora: Where, where? Hubert: Once upon a dream. [finally falls asleep] Flora: Once upon a dr... Rose! Prince Phillip! [flies to Fauna and Merryweather] Flora: Come on, we've got to get back to the cottage! [Phillip on his horse, whistles 'Once Upon a Dream' as he approaches the cottage. He enters the unlocked portal] Maleficent: Come in! [Phillip gets in and is surprised by a couple of Maleficent's servants. He struggles, but ultimately is completely tied.] Maleficent: Well, this is a pleasant surprise. I set my trap for a peasant, and lo! I catch a prince! Lol. Maleficent: Away with him. But gently, my pets, gently, I have plans for our royal guest. [The fairies are still on their way. As they arrive, they find the portal open. They enter and find Phillip's hat on the floor] Fairies: Maleficent! Flora: How the hell? Flora: Hax! Fauna: I'm reporting this to Jagex just in case. Merryweather: She's got Prince Phillip! Flora: At the forbidden mountain. Fauna: But we can't, we can't go there! Flora: We can, and we must. [The raven has noticed Merryweather speaking and turns towards the window, but doesn't see the hidden fairies] Maleficent: Come, my pet. Let us leave our noble prince with these happy thoughts. A most gratifying day. Maleficent: For the first time in sixteen years I shall sleep well. [The fairies approach Phillip] Flora: Shh, no time to explain. [using their magic (and their thieving skills), they open Phillip's chains and the doorlock] Flora: Wait, prince Phillip. The road to true love may be barriered by still many more dangers, Flora: Which you alone will have to face. So arm thyself with this enchanted shield of virtue Flora: And this mighty sword of truth. For these weapons of righteousness will triumph over evil. [Just outside the dungeon, the raven discover's Phillip's escape and notifies Maleficent's servants. They chase him, but he escapes.] Oo0o0o0o0: Yo Phillip Phillip: Yea? Phillip: Please make it fast, I'm in a hurry! Oo0o0o0o0: I'll trim ur shield 4 free Phillip: Omg Phillip: Reported Phillip: Lol noob scammer, it's not even tradable! Oo0o0o0o0: Hey fauna i can upgrade ur wand into a master wand Flora: Lmao! Flora: It's already a master wand you n00b scammer Phillip: Yeah, where's a mod when you need one? [Luckily, Rna___Dna catches that last line and mutes the scammer.] [Phillip triggers a rockfall trap] Flora: Phillip, watch out! [Flora turns the rocks into soap-bubbles. A wall of arrows is shot but Phillip enables the "protect from range" prayer. Merryweather frees Samson. Phillip rides off on Samson towards the gate, where hot oil is thrown. Flora turns it into a rainbow. The raven flies towards Maleficent's tower, trying to wake her. He is followed by Merryweather, who first fails to hit him with her magic. At last, she turns him into a stone raven just outside Maleficent's door.] Maleficent: Silence! [to her raven] You, tell those fools to... [notices that he is now of stone] No! [sees Phillip escaping] No! Maleficent: **** You! [the drawbridge is raised] Flora: Watch out, Phillip! [Samson just makes it over the gap] Phillip: [to Samson] Thank goodness for your lvl 92 agility! Flora: Hurry, hurry, Phillip! [Maleficent throws two spells, but enables the "protect from magic" prayer] [Maleficent starts casting another spell] [a black cloud appears over the castle. bolts of lightning strike everywhere, causing the growth of thick thorny bushes. Phillip has to stop before them] Maleficent: Rofl [Phillip stops only shortly, then starts cutting a way with his sword.] Maleficent: No, it cannot be! [appears in front of Phillip] Now shall you deal with me, old prince, and all the powers of hell! [transforms herself into a huge dragon] [Phillip courageously starts towards her but is repelled.] Flora: Hop! Come this way [Phillip climbs up, only to see that he is now trapped on a cliff. At another blaze of fire he loses his shield] Phillip: Ffs [Phillip enables the "protect item" prayer] Maleficent: Muhahahaha Fauna: Phillip turn accept aid on Phillip: [turning on accept aid] Ok, it's on [the fairies combine their magic on the sword] Flora: Now sword of truth fly swift and sure, that evil die and good endure! [Phillip throws the sword at the dragon, hitting it for 83 HP and killing it.] [Phillip and the fairies get inside the castle and up to the tower, where Aurora lies on her bed. Phillip slowly walks towards her and gives her a faint kiss on the lips. Aurora awakens, sees Phillip and begins to smile.] Phillip: W00000t! All quests done! Quest cape ftw!! Aurora: Huh? Quest cape? Phillip: Oh, it was a recent update Phillip: It happened while you were asleep Aurora: O ic [inside the throne room, everyone awakens, too] [There is a massive party.] Stefan: Oh, ah, forgive me, Hubert, the wine ... Now, you were saying? Hubert: I was? oh yes, well, after all, Stefan, this is the fourteenth century. Stefan: Yes, you said that a moment ago. Hubert: Well, to come right to the point, my son Phillip says he's going to marry... Stefan: It's Aurora, she's here! Stefan: Haven't seen her as a green dot for years! Hubert: [wipes his eyes, mouth open] And Phillip! Hubert: [to Phillip] What does this mean, boy? I don't... [Aurora kisses Hubert on the cheek] Hubert: Wtf... [Aurora and Phillip start dancing] Flora: Why, Fauna, what's the matter, dear? Fauna: Oh, I just love happy endings. [Aurora and Phillip kiss each other.] Aznxnooblet: Congrats! Peekay2death: W00t! Cinderella: Aww grats Phillip and Aurora! Flora: Grats Rose! Jim_Da_Man9: Lol grats Merryweather: Grats Rose! W00t! Fauna: Congrats Rose! J00_B_Ded: Will there b a drop party? Flora: [notices that Aurora's dress is blue] Oh, blue? Pink! [turns dress into pink] Hubert: Congratulations! I've been waiting for this for 16 years! 99_Pray_Ftw: Grats, yo! Stefan: Congrats! The time has finally come! Pkmaster0326: Grats you noobs :P Jasmine: Grats you too! Now enough love-making and go for 2772 :P Aragorn56: Grats! We should have a pk party afterwards :P Phillip: Lol, I ain't Zezima :P Nemesis00: Grats! Merryweather: Blue! Dark_Rogue08: I bet aurora's a guy rofl Aladdin: Grats Phil and Aura Aladdin: Aurora* J1mmyn00tron: Lmfao dark! I_Peecee_247: She probably is :P J00_B_Ded: Drop stuff plz Aurora: Lol at least you didn't called me "northern lights" :P Nemesis00: Sw00t! 99_Pray_Ftw: Why you say that, dark? Belle: Congrats you too! Dark_Rogue08: Cos theres no girls on the intarwebs Nemesis00: Btw, what lvl was Maleficent? Jim_Da_Man9: Lmao! Flora: Pink ffs! Pkmaster0326: Dark, you jealous? Lol Nemesis00: According to wiki, "Aurora" has more than 100 meanings Nemesis00: Plenty of ways to mess up, Al. :D Jasmine: Lol! Aladdin: Rofl J1mmyn00tron: Hey flora can u upgrade my rune to dragon? J00_B_Ded: Some1 drop stuff! Phillip: Around 190, I think. J1mmyn00tron: Gratz! 99_Pray_Ftw: Belle, you related to slayerbelle? Phillip: Ty :) Flora: Sry Jimmy, our magic doesn't work that way :( Pyro4lyfe: Grats! Very nice couple :) \m/Rna___Dna: Congrats! J1mmyn00tron: :( Belle: No Prince Eric: Grats! Sry Ariel couldn't come today :( Belle: Who's slayerbelle? Spam_I_Am: Rscheat0r.c()m for free hacks and cheap mils! Spam_I_Am: Rscheat0r.c()m for free hacks and cheap mils! Aurora: Aww thx every1! :) Spam_I_Am: Rscheat0r.c()m for free hacks and cheap mils! Fauna: Look, if you're gonna fight about colors 99_Pray_Ftw: First player to get untrimmed slayer cape Fauna: Then let the make-over mage decide what's best I_Dont_Auto: Congrats! Belle: Oh ok Spam_I_Am: Rscheat0r.c()m for free hacks and cheap mils! Snow White: Grats you cuties :D Iliveinwildy: Grats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Spam_I_Am: Rscheat0r.c()m for free hacks and cheap mils! Spam_I_Am: Rscheat0r.c()m for free hacks and cheap mils! Kazoothewise: Congratulations! Anyone want me to drop stuff? Phillip: Ty bro :D Spam_I_Am: Rscheat0r.c()m for free hacks and cheap mils! I_R_Awesome: Congratz \m/Rna___Dna: Free hacks and cheap mils? O rly? Dharox_Pure: Lol grats :P Phillip: Lol the scammer just got owned by the mod \m/Rna___Dna: Yea, indeed. J00_B_Ded: Drop barrows! Hunt3rkill3r: Lol boring noob party, just 2 noobs dancing D00k_N00k3m: Ne1 dropping stuff? Aladdin: Aurora you should show us your house after this :D I_Peecee_247: Ya boring as heck I'm going to yogosun's 5b party on w120 Hunt3rkill3r: I thought u were gonna pc lol Azngirl353: Aww grats! <3 Snow White: Lol yea, I wanna see too Redneck_Dood: Grats but Peach will always own Aurora :) Legit_Lvl_3: Grats! I'll drop stuff on my main I_Dont_Auto: Lol Red, you a Mario fan? Redneck_Dood: Lol yea! :D Pyro4lyfe: Mario bros. Ftw! Gh0strid3r: Aurora can u give me some free stuff plz? Skatekid693: W00t! [Molly appears] Molly: Skatekid693, I really need your help! [teleports Skatekid693 away] Aurora: Nope sry \m/Rna___Dna: Lmao I_R_Awesome: Just when you thought the place was free of noobs Gh0strid3r: Ur a princess u must be rich I_Dont_Auto: Lol what a noob Redneck_Dood: First it was "high lvls must be rich" Redneck_Dood: What's next, "skillers must be rich"? Aurora: I wouldn't be surprised Gh0strid3r: Rna can I hav some free stuff plz? \m/Rna___Dna: Um, no. Flora: Dropping a few dmeds! Phillip: I'll drop some glories after I'm dancing with aurroa [Dragonxblade logs in] \m/Dragonxblade: Hey y'all! I promised Stefan and Hubert to drop rares D00k_N00k3m: Omg dragonxblade! \m/Dragonxblade: Since this is a special occasion! Redneck_Dood: Omg dxb! D00k_N00k3m: 555 if ur a fan of dxb! Windozeexpee: Hi rs master! D00k_N00k3m: Dxb add me plz Gh0strid3r: 5555555555555555555555 Ladeerainbow: 5555555555 Silverpker01: 55555555555555555555555555555555555555555 I_Dont_Auto: You nubs should leave dxb alone lol Jim_Da_Man9: Omg dragon Pyro4lyfe: Dxb is a noob :P Prince Eric: Pfft, player worshippers Gh0strid3r: Omg dxb Gh0strid3r: 555555555555555555555555555555555555 Jinglekingle: 555 Windozeexpee: Dxb how does it feel to be the best rs player D00k_N00k3m: Dxb dxb dxb dxb dxb dxb dxb Fauna: Uh oh, time to hide public chat Darkmonkey3: 555 [Skatekid693 is teleported back] Skatekid693: 555555555555555555555555555 Iliveinwildy: 555555 Belle: I concur \m/Dragonxblade: Dropping p-hats! Cinderella: 555 :P R0ck5tar: 5555555555555555555555 Phillip: I'm a Yogosun fan :D D00k_N00k3m: 5555555555555555555555 Iliveinwildy: 555 Aurora: Omg Spam__I_Am: Rscheat0r.c()m for free hacks and cheap mils! Spam__I_Am: Rscheat0r.c()m for free hacks and cheap mils! Gh0strid3r: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Jelloeater99: 5555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 Spam__I_Am: Rscheat0r.c()m for free hacks and autos! Skatekid693: 555555555555555555555555555555555555 Spam__I_Am: Rscheat0r.c()m for free hacks and cheap mils! Spam__I_Am: Rscheat0r.c()m for free hacks and cheap mils! D00k_N00k3m: 5555555555555555555555 [Cinderella loses connection due to the number of players following Dragonxblade] R0ck5tar: 555 \m/Rna___Dna: There's no such thing as "free hacks" Skatekid693: 555555555555555555555555555555 Aragorn56: 555555555555555555555555 D00k_N00k3m: 55555555555555555555 Jinglekingle: 555 I_Dont_Auto: Omg my first p-hat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R0ck5tar: 5555555555555555555555555555 Iliveinwildy: 555 \m/Rna___Dna: I think you just pwned yourself. Gh0strid3r: 55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 D00k_N00k3m: 55555555555555555555555 Gh0strid3r: Dragon u rock free stuff plz Jelloeater99: 55555555555 Aragorn56: Dxb rocks 5555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 Skatekid693: 555555555555555555555555555555555 Hubert: Ugh, it wasn't as bad as this at X Acanthus X's 99 everything party Hunt3rkill3r: Dxb add me plz \m/Dragonxblade: Free duct tape for scammers! Jelloeater99: 555555555555555555555555555555555555 Skatekid693: 55555555555 Phillip: Owned again! Skatekid693: 555555555555555555555555555555555555 Jelloeater99: 5555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 Omg_Dds: Dxb Wolfpack8888: Dxb Gh0strid3r: Dxb add me R0ck5tar: 555555555 Aragorn56: 55555555555555555555 Aurora: This time by two mods. :P Hunt3rkill3r: 5555555555555555555555555555 Skatekid693: 555555555555555555555555555555555555 \m/Rna___Dna: Yea, those dingbats never learn. Hunt3rkill3r: 55555555555555555555555 Omg_Dds: 5555555555555555555555 Merryweather: Grr, can't even see my own chat Windozeexpee: 555555555555555555555555555555 J00_B_Ded: 555 Stefan: Pfft, all the noobs go for dxb Gh0strid3r: 555555555555555555555555555 Dxb u rule rs \m/Dragonxblade: Scammers never get old :P R0ck5tar: 55555555555555555555555555555555555555555 Omg_Dds: 55555 Pkudead4free: Dxb = no-lifer Hubert: Ah well, at least they'll leave our kids alone! Windozeexpee: 555555555555555555555555555555 D00k_N00k3m: 555 J00_B_Ded: 5555555555555 Teh_Daywalker: Merryweather, u friends with any of the fairies from Zanaris? Xhellfire: 555555555555555555555555555555555555555 Jas0n_Ex: So i herd dxb lieks mudkips? \m/Dragonxblade: Dropping more p-hats!! Jinglekingle: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ if dxb should drop more Aragorn56: 55555555555555 Merryweather: Why yes, I know quite a few of them. :) 1moren00b2pk: 55555 Aurora and Phillip [in unison]: I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream... Jinglekingle: @@@@@@@@@ J00_B_Ded: @@@ Hunt3rkill3r: 55555555555555555555555 Aragorn56: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Jinglekingle: 55555555555555555555 \m/Dragonxblade: Kk guys :) Windozeexpee: 5555555555555555555555555555 Gh0strid3r: 555555555 Dxb rox Xhellfire: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Stefan: Maybe inviting dxb here wasn't such a good idea... Omg_Dds: 555 Aurora and Phillip [in unison]: I know you, the gleam in your eyes is so familiar.... Jesseeca: 5555555555555555 Jinglekingle: 55555 Firefox343: Dxb what's ur bank worth Wolfpack8888: 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 D00k_N00k3m: Omg 200m everything!!! Hunt3rkill3r: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Supahman03: 555 Fuxion_Force: Dxb i herd u liek mudkips \m/Dragonxblade: 731 billion gp, 13.8 trillion in other items Omg_Dds: 555 Jesseeca: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ 1moren00b2pk: 55555555555555555555 Aragorn56: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Firefox343: Holy ****! \m/Rna___Dna: N0valyfe will always be my fav :D \m/Dragonxblade: Also dropped a few masks and santas D00k_N00k3m: Add me dxb \n/Rna___Dna: No offence dxb :) Jesseeca: 555 D00k_N00k3m: Asfzakjfalstuf9slgfijsiogjosgjsdogjsiod Gh0strid3r: Dxb add me plz!!!!!!!!!! \m/Dragonxblade: None taken =) [Players continue worshipping Dragonxblade for another half an hour until he leaves.] Aurora: At least most of the noobs are gone :) Fauna: Yes, Rose, enjoy the dance, dear! Belle: Still a lot of them lol Chinaboy1688: Where'd dxb go? Aragorn56: Hey every1 let's go find dxb Gh0strid3r: Dxb where are u???????????????? Outtake 1: [Phillip and Aurora are dancing] Flora: Pink! [makes Aurora's dress pink] Merryweather: No, blue! [makes Aurora's dress blue] Flora: Pink! [accidentally makes Phillip's outfit pink] Flora: Oops! Timelord2523: Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Phillip: Oh dear! Aurora: Lol, you actually don't look bad in pink Timelord2523: Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Flora turns Phillip's outfit back into normal] Phillip: Phew! \m/Dragonxblade: Eh, don't worry, Phil, we all know that real men wear pink! Aurora: Lmao! Phillip: :D Firefox343: Lol Firefox343: Dxb ftw Timelord2523: I once got scammed by a guy in pink lol \m/Dragonxblade: Lol Timelord2523: Phillip u friends with dxb? Phillip: Yep Aurora: Me too :) Tiomelord2523: Nice Firefox343: Ooh lucky Outtake 2: [Phillip and Aurora are dancing] Rickroll_J00: Phil I heard you had 2 fight a lvl 190 drag? Phillip: Yeah, lol Phillip: I almost died cos I lost my anti-drag shield Rickroll_J00: Must have been close lol Phillip: Yeah, indeed Aurora: I was asleep so I missed it Gamma_Prime: Hehe, I have a pet dragon :P Phillip: Dragons give me the creeps ever since that run-in with Maleficent Phillip: Tho they do drop great stuff Gamma_Prime: Lol [takes out pet dragon] Rickroll_J00: Nice! Phillip: Not again... Aurora: Eek! Phillip: Don't worry, sweetie [moves to protect Aurora] Belle: Aww, that's so mean :( Rickroll_J00: Lmao Gamma_Prime: Hehe Gamma_Prime: Don't worry, he won't bite :) Phillip: Lol, I know Aurora: Put it away plz! Gamma_Prime: Lol ok [puts dragon away] Aurora: Sry... I'm just afraid of dragons lol \m/Dragonxblade: Hehe, I was gonna take out mine as well :P Phillip: Just stay away from the ones that attack ppl :) Rickroll_J00: Gamma do summoning emote plz? Gamma_Prime: Kk :) [performs summoning emote]